Stuff Your Boat House, Not Your Belly This Thanksgiving!

Once your boathouse is full, there will be a couple inches of space available. This little woody can be yours for just $299.. WHAT? Wait.. Buy the 40 ft cruiser instead! See the Matchbox listing here.

As many of us sit down to dinner this afternoon, I have another option for you. Ditch the meal, go to McDonalds and get a bunch of nuggets and go buy some cool Woody Boat stuff for yourself. Do it now before all your boat stuff money gets turned into a game cube and baby pee’s alot for the kids. HURRY FOR GODS SAKE.. By the way, this is the only day that a pile of chicken nuggets is actually healthier than tonight’s meal. Here are some cool things for sale out there.

This insanely cool Whirlwind Racer can be yours for under 4K DAMMMMM! If I could I would have bought this sucker yesterday. Listing here.

Nautical art? $122.00  Ya gotta have some kinda balls to sell this crap art. But to each his own. By the way if you like this, I have some old rotten plumbing from a bathroom I just did.. ebay listing here

Larry The Lyman Book. Actually a very fun gift for the kids. Available here.

 

And of course there are countless cool boats for sale at Our trusty sponsors. Just click on there banners and kill about an hour of fantasy. I recommend you do this after you eat. Trust me, no one will want to be near you, and you can dream alone. Does Someone smell gas? Have a happy Thanksgiving…..