The Old Boats Home Opens A New Emergency Room
As the new Old Boats Home grows, and yes its having a population boom. We decided a new ER was needed. Hey, every assisted living place has such a thing. Along with some canasta games! Anyway, what is an ER, and how does it work?
The new Emergency Room is there when you need help right away. Like you are broken down and maybe need some help trying to figure out whats going on, or you? Oh heck, I have no idea. But that’s what life in the ER is like. It’s the reason its a wide open category and is only to be used in an emergency. This way we know its a critical issue and can get you help right away and then send you to the correct category for long term help. Or the new Mental Health wing in the works. Wait, thats Woody boater? Thats here? Wait, Thats Me! Oh SHIP! It’s like another loop thing. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Zippers!
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Wow, this is getting serious. I was going to make a smart ass comment in the “need help now” category but was afraid it would get me busted. Sorta like a fake 911 call. So I will just wait for my clutch plates to get here!
Checked with shipping they are out for delivery today. Happy assembling!
We will call security!
It is a little unsettling to find out that you Matt, are in charge of the Mental Health wing. That may explain some of the stuff that goes on here. But seriously, the new site is fantastic and is getting better by the minute!
Help I’ve fallen and can’t get it up.
Oh boy!
Swatting is the new term for a fake emergency call made. It’s becoming way too popular and should be avoided at all costs in Woodyboaterville.
If you cure mental health issues, will more boats hit the market?
It’s now called “Behavioral Health” in the current world and I’m afraid of only one thing:
If we get identified and called out, you can bet your collective a$$e$ that most of our wives will check us in.
Matt, will there be separate wings to identify where we’ll be situated?
You know, the C-C wing, the Hacker wing, the GW wing, the Century wing, etc, etc?
Therapy can involve working on engines, sanding, painting, etc……
Wait! Maybe this can be covered under Medicare Part A or B?!?!??!
Just checkin’ for a friend you know.
If our wives check us into a Behavioral Health clinic they may try and make us take a hike or go bowling instead of working on our boats (or pretending to) or drinking margaritas at the beach/sandbar/island etc.. Will WoodyBoater have a divorce lawyer standing by?
You are gonna need a nurse for the E R
This has been all over FB, but now it has a use in the new ET
If that has a built in porta-potti, it’s perfect.
This is great Matt just like AAA… Lakeside assistance.
I would just say there’s a need to set expectations for how quickly someone will respond to an emergency post. Well, unless Matt now has experts standing by 24/7 in India and Panama.
Nothing to be alarmed about but I’m on day 3 of waiting for my account to be approved. I know cold weather slows things down but…maybe I’ve been deemed incorrigible. 🤔
What? Check your email in spam. I am averaging around 10 to 20 minutes to approve
I just looked over the un verified list and you are on it. CHECK SPAM to verify your emal. BTW, you are not alone
Yes, found it in Spam. mmm spam