We Should Break Woody Boater More Often

An image Scott sent me to use.. No mercy!

If you are just now tuning in, Man oh Manischewitz you missed some fun..ish drama. And we lost a fun story and around 20 comments. Lost at sea one could say. Now things might get out of hand, and fingers are pointing in all sorts of directions. The back end boys, Scott and Bill are blaming the duck tape and tooth picks that the current site is built with. I say. HEY! Its run for 15 years and treated like a mule, delivering miss spelled variations of words successfully. Then there is the new server host, who points to the old Php issue. Well Mr server man, 99% of websites are on the older php, so that wasn’t it.

The Police are involved now

Now of course Greg claims we sabotaged the Michigan Gangs story for some added drama.  Conspiracy Theories are now afoot. The one thing for sure, it wasn’t a hack, not that I am not a hack, but no one got in there and broke us. And thankfully we do, do backups.  And yes, I said Do do.. Ugh..

Traffic graph.

Now, here is the funny thing, not funny ha ha funny, but odd funny, not that odd isnt funny… We doubled traffic. Ya. Double the traffic for a story that we no longer have. mmmmmmmm? So now we have the ultimate conundrum. If one does not take the blame, then who gets the credit for the traffic increase? mmmmmm See, I always say at the office, Take the credit, then you get the blame.

A Missing link. I knew this image would come in handy one day

And so it goes, another day in Woodyboaterville, were anything is story fodder, and milking it all is part of the fun. For me! Just 50 Days til Lake Dora.

20 replies
    • Rick
      Rick says:

      You know I should probably practice my varnishing tecnique on one of these before trying it on Panther for the first time. In fact you should market these as practice boats. We don’t all have Matt’s photoshop abilities to see different color combinations.

  1. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    GREAT HEADER!!!!!!!!!

    You have to look at it for a minute to get all the nuances. Is that Harrison pointing the finger of blame?

  2. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    And just for the fun of it here is the track we took into Manasquan NJ last August 30, 2022.

    Fortunately we did not see the LEO boat, or should I say he did not see us?!?!

  3. Kelly Wittenauer
    Kelly Wittenauer says:

    I fear the destructor may have been me! WoodyBoaterville looked just as it had for years, when I began typing my comment yesterday morning. I clicked “post comment” & thought it may not have posted Then realized it did, but the site looked entirely different!

  4. Murdock
    Murdock says:

    And they want us to put all of our financial records and family details ON LINE because it’s ALL safe they say………..sure, will do!

  5. briant
    briant says:

    Who is the photo bomber in the upper right?

    We know for sure that one individual is clearly innocent. The doggy.

    Yep, That doggy in the window is sporting a halo straight outta a medival painting. Oh sure, it is just the seat back. Really? Are you that certain?

    Gotta love Zip. Calm. Collected. He know whodunnit. Just sitting there letting all of the fools point the finger at each other waiting for his time to pounce….

  6. Art
    Art says:

    Boy yesterday afternoon I was concerned that Mattie was going to mess up his 15 years record of not missing a day of posting a story. Yes I did see, and commented on, yesterdays Michigan’s gang story so yesterday was covered, but it was todays story that I was concerned wouldn’t be ship-shape…………..well Matt you are the MAN ……. IN CYA !!!!

  7. Mark in Ohio ( today in Florida)
    Mark in Ohio ( today in Florida) says:

    I think a new dist. cap and wires will fix this site. She will run smoother then.

  8. Kelly Wittenauer
    Kelly Wittenauer says:

    Ironic that you chose that pic, as I’ve been spending a bit of time on the sim rig I received for Christmas. Practicing for laps at Road Atlanta.

    Much agree, I’m staying off of their cloud!

  9. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    And before we go away for another day, don’t miss the milkman in the captains hat, and the guy behind the finger looks like a slicked up Matt B to me.

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