Welcome To The 14th Annual Woody Boater Annual Holiday Party. Come On In!

Santa and his Ho Ho’s

Alright, here we go, come on in. Everyone is expected today and many have been traveling all night for this annual debaucherous holiday party. The Boatress has been preparing all sorts of goodies for the party, Mr B has also been getting ready and we will be cleaning the bathrooms every hour on the hour.

Not the Boatress BTW

We have so much to celebrate this year, and its great to have you here, please mingle in the comment section, we will be updateing throughout the day and hopefully none of you will require a “visit” to the HR dept tomorrow. Then again, we would need to have an HR dept. So do what ya gotta do. Pets welcome.

Mr B is ready!

Come anyway you can

We have some records, and Twister game set up in the basement. We will bring the Crisco later

The Woodyboatettes will be ready to dance. Yes The Woodyboateretts are a new thing

Santa is on his way, but stuck in the ice up in Minnesota.


Lily is tending the Bar

We brought in an extra Bar Tender. She is over 21 so that helps. Hey, we are responsible here.

So come on in. We are thrilled you are here.

93 replies
  1. Bilge Rat
    Bilge Rat says:

    Well I’ll join you early. I know the real fun always starts way later but I will have left by then. Trouble ahead oh, lady in red and I don’t need anymore trouble of any kind this year.

  2. RiverRat
    RiverRat says:

    Already went out to hug my boat and grab some refreshments. This party is the new reality because it reflects my non virtual holiday celebration. Just me my first mate. So roll out the barrel , nobody is watching. Merry Christmas to all

  3. Greg Lewandowski
    Greg Lewandowski says:

    Glad the party has started and good to see everyone. Mr. B is looking good and should keep things under control. Merry Christmas from the Michigan Gang!

  4. Jim Staib
    Jim Staib says:

    I would like to introduce Kai. I went to the humane society to look at another Husky. After being told the Husky could scale a 6ft fence in 20 seconds flat I decided that I’m too old to chase Houdini daily. Kai is a Blue heeler mix. So far he has been a good choice.
    I was at a party Sunday and Monday so I’m getting a slow start.❄🎅❄

  5. ART
    ART says:

    Boy I’m tuckered out already, time for a nap, oh wait I just got up, but I’m ready for one—–you all are such party animals.


  6. tparsons56
    tparsons56 says:

    We are ready to party! Merry Christmas to all and to all have a great time at the party. Being that this is the shortest day of the year it can only get brighter [hopefully].

  7. Murdock
    Murdock says:

    OK, I’ve got bail money at the ready if this thing gets out of hand like it always does……….
    Hope all have a Merry Christmas and the presents under the tree include plane tickets and hotel reservations for Mt. Dora.
    Looking forward to seeing all there!!!
    Jim, so happy that Kai has that familiar “Human, I am your master” look too!

  8. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    I’m having a hard time keeping Gus away from the tree… I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and New Years!

  9. JohnnyEastern
    JohnnyEastern says:

    It’s a cold and rainy day on Lake Allatoona Ga
    The Chris Crafts are all nestled in their slips
    but we can party on Woody Boater
    Merry Christmas to all
    Party On

    • Tom Wilson
      Tom Wilson says:


      Best alumaboater on this site.

      Day dreamed of putting my Starduster Too on floats but it has enough drag already–and we have precious little water to fly off of in the desert.

      • Kelly Wittenauer
        Kelly Wittenauer says:

        The plane’s not ours 😉 We used to enjoy watching it take off & land behind our house, when we lived on the Fox River in northern IL. The photo was taken from our lawn there.

  10. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Merry Christmas to all….came right back from GOING BOATING…just to be with you all at this annual bash!

  11. WCHA UP Chapter
    WCHA UP Chapter says:

    We are here and also brought food and beer. I know Bosch beer was requested last year, but we couldn’t find any.

  12. Philip Andrew
    Philip Andrew says:

    The scoot across the pacific went as planned. 137 refuelling stops. French New Calidonia just voted to stay French so huge party there. Fiji was nice, always so friendly. Got stuck into the Fiji Bitter and Kava so that kept the nerves calm as we headed up to Tahiti. Calm waters and warm sea breezes as we approach the beautiful Hawaiian islands. The mighty Ford interceptor is running like the champ it is. After Hawaii where we will be overnighting at The White Lotus and getting amongst a few longboards at the bar. Next morning we will make a dash to Huntington Beach to pick up Steve. What time does the party start again? I think we’re going to be a little late.

  13. Berlin Büro
    Berlin Büro says:

    Damn! Left my WB mug in Berlin but luckily don’t need a fake Zoom background to celebrate in Colorado! Frohe Weihnachten!

  14. Murdock
    Murdock says:

    Wow, y’all sure can drink it down!!!!
    Here’s some more of our KY bourbon for the bar.
    This stuff is high test and makes rec fuel look like soda pop. It’ll either put hair on your chest or applied topically, will remove it and varnish too!!!!!

  15. Clay at Crosslake
    Clay at Crosslake says:

    Had to shovel this morning up in Minnesota and am on my way. Save some Lyman beer and Murdock’s special reserve and, for sure some whitebait. It sounds like a better way to prepare Lake Superior smelt.

    • Rick
      Rick says:

      Someone told me I won this last year so I took it home. Then the police came by. Careful with what you think is a door prize.

  16. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P) says:

    The Islander bar is empty. Everyone has left and came to the Woody Boater Christmas party. I have been there all day. Have enjoyed it. Merry Christmas to all🎅🎄

    • Texx
      Texx says:

      The Islander Bar is a great spot, many fond memories with our friend Alex Watson in that place. Hessel rocks!

  17. Matt
    Matt says:

    Someone needs to tell him that smoking is not cool anymore. Not me, I aint telling him, he will rip my face off. Someone else!

  18. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    Since Santa is calling it a night, I guess I will too. I will check in in the morning and see how everyone is doing.

    Merry Christmas!!

  19. Slats
    Slats says:

    Lets all get home safe tonight. If you’ve had too much eggnog, snd are wearing the lampshade, don’t worry. Just get a tow home or let Zip have they keys.

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