Woody Boater Publisher Matt Smith Has Officially Arrived In Minnesota
Breaking News out of Minneapolis / St. Paul International Airport!
Under threatening skies – Woody Boater publisher Matt Smith arrives in Minnesota for the 2015 Woods and Water Boat Show. If the poor weather continues, we will be buying him a ticket on the next plane out so we can get our perfect fall weather back for the weekend!
Further updates on this breaking story will be published once we analyze the forecast.
Texx
We may have to change his name to “Chief Dark Cloud.”
Bwahahahaha!!
Don’t worry, Matt. Sunny and 75ºF Thursday and Friday. (Hopefully, a tad less wind than last year.)
Oops. I meant to say, Friday and Saturday…
Which one is the official Woodyboater plane? I thought I’d see the logo in that picture. Maybe the logo needs to be updated to have a background of a storm cloud flanked be lightning bolts?
I officially don’t want Matt at any boat show I am attending, nor do I want him to visit the finger lakes in the summer. On the otherhand, when it is fridgid and snowing in February, I might invite him to Rochester and hope he brings some welcome rain.
P.S. Matt, you should contact California Governor Jerry Brown and offer your (very pricey) drought elimination services.
Matt’s plane is as big as Trump’s.
I think Matt may have brought fair weather. Torpedo is here. Lol.
That yellow and blue donate button seems to be working well… a woodyboater plane… when is woody boater going public? I would like to buy some shares
We are going to rename the plane “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”
I was picked up in a Fiat and it took some time to make it here through the crowds of Woodyboaterites. I have now kissed 500 babies and healed countless leaky bottoms
Was that kissed countless bottoms and healed diaper rash on 500 babies?
May I kiss the rings on your pistons?