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The Impact Of Artificial Intelligence On Classic Boating.

Artificial intelligence (AI) has the potential to significantly impact the world of classic wooden boats. While some may view AI as a threat to the traditional craftsmanship and artistry that defines these boats, others see the technology as a tool that can help preserve and enhance these historic vessels. One of the primary benefits of

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The Other Side Of The Story

The other day, I removed a negative comment from the comment area. I was taken to task for doing so, and for the 5 minutes it was live, it was amplified and now, I am involved with it and needed to address it. So, with an open comment section, why would I kill a negative

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2022 A Year In Over 100 Pictures.

What a year. I have looked through the 5,043 images we have posted in 2022, and tried to get a taste of the larger stories of the year. Hands down though is the Molly O No story. Still cracks me up and was milked to the fullest extent possible thanks to Art. Kent O, Steve

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106

It’s September. Enough Said.

Well, here we are, September. UGH.. Next, is Pumpkin Spice drink season, and then countdowns to Dora so we all don’t slit our wrists, or worse, sell our boats. NOOOOOOOO!  So it looks like another period of Sausage to keep us afloat. Yes I know there is a big show up in Vermont. Q the

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108

Different Boats For Different Times Of The Day.

I am a huge proponent of owning multiple boats. One is never just right. There is no one perfect boat. Its not a collector thing, or crazy thing, it makes sense. You have family boats, fun speed boats, race boats, reliable boats, kids safe boats, old lady boats, speedo dude boats, pontoon give up your

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109

Art Came To the Wedding! Not That Art.

There were moments during the Wedding, where if you looked at the image in an artistic way, void of context, the images became more art than a moment captured. Sometimes the image is perfect, and sometimes you have to find it in the shot. Shift color or position. Frame it. Oh trust me we have

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114

Update From Woody Boater Global HQ

Yesterdays story turned into one of my favorite stories of the year. Mind you we are only about 10 days in, but Art’s additional comment made it a memorable story for sure. Hopefully we can find the boat involved. It also brings up another observation. The importance of having one place to see and talk

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115

New Words Added To The Woody Boater Dictionary.

For many of our regular readers, the terms, “Sausage” “Milking” “Prerestoric” “Header Day” “Dim” “Horice” all make complete sense. But to new readers, you may wonder if I have lost my mind. YES, BTW. Anyway, you may also be surprised to know we actually have a Dictionary of such terms in the ABOUT section. Yes

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116

Water, Water And More Water.

Funny thing, not ha ha funny, but more ugh funny. When you see all your stuff under water, you just sit there and think. Well, not a whole lot I can do about this. That was the feeling yesterday while watching the tides come in, and come in. The crazy part is low tide was

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120

Calling In A Sick Day.

Today, nothing remotely clever. I feels like a freight train ran over me last night and dumped some bad food in me. Pressing the type keys is like lifting a barbell, and I will spare you all the other details. So, today its a header day. And you all need to make today fun in

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126

The Great Wall Of Woodyboaterville. Please Stay.

Over the past couple days we have had more unsubscribe emails than ever before. I suppose its the readers not liking the great wall thing. Maybe it’s that I am not focusing on an actual boat. Maybe the Railway and puppy stories have just gone too far afield of the topic we claim to be

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127

Springtime At The Railway?

The term puppy love has been overused for decades, but yesterday at the Railway, it was in full bloom. Sorry, I know you want boats, but I take photos as I find them, and while starting my first real Zoom meeting at the new Railway Office, it just happened. Tara and bruiser were hanging out

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132

Let’s Talk About Hats! Classic Boat Hats.

In what has become a tradition here at Woody Boater for the 13 years of comment wars. The next day we talk about hats. Why? I don’t recall, except there is little to argue about when it comes to hats. Certainly there is no socialist hat? Or Trumper hat. OH, Crap. Yes there is. Okay..

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134

Poetry In Motion – Classic Boat Cave Art

To quote  Marshall McLuhan “Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.” has long been a guiding light for how I approach my work as an Advertising person. I see the higher art in it. Yes, I know, Underwear at $1.99 is not art. But for some of us in the profession, we continually

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135

A Special Gift To Our Fellow Woody Boaters Tomorrow

Tomorrow, as in Wednesday, we have a very special treat, and a sobering reminder of what a crappy job I have been doing to keep stories going with sausage days and forced death marches through a butchered english language. I don’t want to give away to much since part of the fun is the surprise

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136

We Turned 13 A Couple Weeks Ago? What The?

When I started this 13  years ago. Wait. WHAT THE HELL, we had a birthday here a couple weeks ago, and I missed it. Thanks Kentucky Wonder for the idea. I recall thinking, when I started this “What in the hell can I talk about everyday in this little universe?” Oh, was I wrong! I

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137

It’s All Your Today! Ugh, Yours.

I am brain dead this morning. I tried to start it with some coffee varnish. NOPE. Breakfast. Nope. Just the sound of a blank cranking brain. I sprayed some starting fluid in my nostrils. YA, I won’t do that a third time! Maybe my timing is off? I may have fixed my blow by, but

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140

A Picture Perfect Day

I spent yesterday working on Sweet Pea, the barn, between office calls. And even though today has no real theme, sometimes a day of small different things can just be a perfect day. I suppose like a day of appetizers with no real huge meal. But you are full and happy. A real sausage day,

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