Are Horace and Dim Responsible For Boat Shows Being Canceled? RED FLAG!

Horace, Dim, and Karen.

If you are a regular comment reader, you know who Horice is. BTW, Horice could be a bunch of different people, using the Horace name to rant. BTW, this last one was very well written and made me laugh, so it may have been a different Horace. One with talent. Regardless, todays topic. Many shows and events are once again being canceled. And of course its because of the new surge of Covid Cases. But we have a Vaccine? Delta variant? Ahhhhhh, yes, but no matter how smart all the scientists are in developing in record time, a vaccine, they never factored in stupidity. Human emotion, and distrust of anyone. AKA Horace and Dim.

He’s been with us for decades

I really don’t need to explain the argument here on Woody Boater, but here is the most interesting part of all this. Why shows being canceled for the vaccinated? NO ONE WANTS TO DEAL WITH HORACE! If we all just wore a mask, and proof of vaccine, then we could do anything. But confronting Horace at the gate is just too intense, and it isn’t worth it. BTW, Horace is married to Karen. Who for me is even more terrifying. So, as I decide what to do about this Septembers boat show here, I am sweating thinking about Horace and his diotrabs. Is it worth it? NO!

Oh boy


24 replies
  1. Greg Lewandowski
    Greg Lewandowski says:

    We will be having a fun and safe event up north with the Michigan gang. Hope you can join us.

  2. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    Greg: Still love that poster!

    I had to go back and read Horace’s last rant. I missed it in the Mr. B Life Gaurd story.

    As for shows: In the words of my friend John in VA “Go Boating!!”

  3. Mike K
    Mike K says:

    Yes shows for the vaccinated only
    Oh and don’t forgot the red headed forgotten step child like me better than vaccinated
    Natural antibodies from surviving the China flu

  4. Mahogany mafia
    Mahogany mafia says:

    I think every woman should have breast implants and to prove it they need to pop those babies out and show me. Don’t think thats gunna work! Today should be interesting good luck gentlemen.

  5. Tuobanur
    Tuobanur says:

    Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
    Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
    Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
    Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Yes.’
    Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
    Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
    Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
    Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
    Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
    Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
    Bud: ‘Ok.’
    Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
    Bud: ‘That’s right.’
    Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Certainly.’
    Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
    Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
    Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
    Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
    Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
    Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
    Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
    Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
    Bud: ‘I know.’
    Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
    Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
    Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
    Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
    Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
    Bud: ‘Correct.’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
    Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
    Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
    Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
    Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
    Bud: ‘Third base.’
    End scene.

  6. Briant
    Briant says:

    Ok, I’ll bite before I get the boat ready….

    Is it Horace or Whore-ass? Anyways, gotta love these morons, ahem, I am sorry, I mean, those people….you know the ones….ranting about the evil vaccine that who knows what will do them in the future….as they smoke cigarettes, guzzle too much beer and red meat, and chow down on crap processed foods loaded with high fructose corn syrup and other chemicals.

    What a bunch of little pansies….they act all macho but then when they should get a little worthless vaccine loaded with microchips, they cry and run to hide behind Trump Mommy’s skirt. Ya know, I do not recall seeing these goobers in mass protesting vaccines like those for polio….smallpox….etc etc. but now, NOW is the time to take a stand. Ha!

    Meanwhile….ICU beds are chock full of unvaccinated fake boobs….

  7. Frank@Falmouth
    Frank@Falmouth says:

    On with the SHOW!! its outside… MAYBE require masks,,….. and vaccination status is on the honor system anyway. A fake vaccination card would take minutes to make if you have a scanner and printer …. until we are all “chipped” …and can be scanned..
    This is not a stadium event, social distance if you want but I say the REEDVILLE SHOW MUST GO ON! I think that wiser minds will prevail and we’ll have a show. Reedville is a really neat town.

  8. briant
    briant says:

    or for a great day….

    1) Guzzle coffee
    2) Read Woodyboater, comment to tick off the usuals
    3) Sneak out to fish for three hours
    4) Return to the resort, start V8 to wake entire camp
    5) Boat, all day
    6) Nap in hammock
    7) Eat healthy French or Mediterranean foods
    8) Answer 40 questions at boat dock
    9) Go for a sunset buzz around in boat
    10) Have a beer
    11) Talk cars for two hours with the kids at the fire
    12) Rinse and repeat

  9. tom
    tom says:

    Well so far The Lke. George,N.Y. show is on Saturday the 28th,hopefully its to late to cancel.I don’t smoke,drink, I eat very little red meat,hell, I’m not even a Trump fan,but this moron will be there.If you are worried about getting sick,have all your shots,hide in your basement, and enjoy all the “virtual”shows.Otherwise, stop being a pansie and get out and enjoy the OUTSIDE.

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