Pentagon Finds Wikileaks Solution From Within The Classic Boat Hobby!
Living next door to the Pentagon, occasionally every day citizens are asked for help from time to time.. Really.. Take lunches over to the big shots.. Watch the generals kids.. Just the sort of thing that good neighbors do.. I should have questioned why so many new generals were showing up at the house to look at my boat.. But my ego just thought it was the boat.. Oh no…nooooo… It all started with a joke to my Pal General Richard Cranium.. We were talking over some suds about how my boat used to leak, and I fixed it with a new bottom bedded in West System Epoxy. Really? He wanted to know more…. Next thing I know folks from the White House are over in the Garage.. And two weeks later I am watching the local news.. And POW.. You could have knocked me over with a feather..
Introducing.. West Wing System.. I know.. seems fare fetched.. But they are soaking all the documents generated from the White House now in this stuff.. I bet you don’t see many more leaks from now on… And if they do.. Its the stuffing box.. Really…
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| NEW! West Wing Epoxy System! |
Personally I prefer 3M 3200 Leaked Documents Adhesive and Sealer.
Anything to stop the loose lips that sink ships. We are going to wand and scan everyone to make sure they are not hiding anything in your transome. Like that can of varnish that the doctor told you to lay off.
Can I do Amanda's pat-down please?
General Richard Cranium…., as in Mr Head?
How come the only way this lets me 'post comment' is as anonymous?
Next thing you know – we'll have the "West Wing" system for sealing the lips of congress. Perhaps – we'll have the 2012 "West Wing" calendar – featuring the loosest lips of the year and then – who knows – Amanda may abandon the 2012 boat magazine calendar contest and join the fray in D.C.!! Picture Teddy Roosevelt speeding up the Potomac in a period correct mahogany wonder. Oh, darn – I lost my train of thought……………….
Jack Schneiberg
Since lovely Amanda has been mentioned again, how about all you woody men in a gorgeous color calendar posing in your Speedo with your favorite boat? It could be shot at Mt Dora, it's always sunny & warm in Florida!
WoodyGal (who is in need of some excitement! A new bottom is just not enough!)
WoodyGal considering that way most of us look that may not be advisable. Chippendale types are in the Donzi forum.
Lame