Secret Plans For The Royal Wedding Found Out.

Prince William not happy about the cell phone phot from our reporter. Well, you can say you heard and saw it here first. Fellow Woody Boater Kyle Smithson from London, while out on his boat on the Thames. Captured this image of Will and Kate this morning on a practice run. Apon further investigation he has found out that they secretly plan to be married on a Gar Wood! That’s right. This is straight from Smithson himself. Turns out, in the parade tomorrow will be stand ins. The fear of Irish bombers was to much for British security. So they will go out on the river and get married by The Earl of Evenrude, the ships captain. … I cant make this sort of stuff up.. That’s right, Earl Evenrude is his real name. Hey all those names had to start someplace. Anyway. It’s that simple. So while the billions of people are watching the happy couple.. Lenny and Edna Johnson.. the Will and Kate Look a likes. You can be down on the Thames and see the real deal. You can thank me later..

17 replies
  1. Bob
    Bob says:

    Thirty years from now I can see a debate about if the Gar Wood found in a barn is the real royal wedding boat or just the back up boat.

  2. Al Benton
    Al Benton says:

    That’s good news. I’ll tell my wife not to bother getting up a 3:00 AM to watch a couple of stand-ins, that the real wedding won’t even be on live TV.

  3. Kent O. Smith, Jr.
    Kent O. Smith, Jr. says:

    Funny that a Gar Wood on the Thames has FL registration numbers and a friend of mine is driving it….he failed to mention his new job 🙂

  4. matt
    matt says:

    He had to keep it secret.. I am sure now he feels comfortable telling you since we have broken the story.

  5. Ken Miller
    Ken Miller says:

    NONE of this is kosher unless you can provide us with the date when production “warpped” (sp?), the correct number of canoes used in filming, and how many Charlies there were.

  6. Alex
    Alex says:

    Ok, someone had to do this…

    “The Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone…”

    Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

  7. Texx
    Texx says:

    I received information (from a reliable source in the UK) that the British Secret Service recommended to the Queen that they use an antique Gar Wood for the service, because not even protesters would fire at a Gar Wood.

    Is that secret agent U-22 riding shotgun in passenger seat?

  8. matt
    matt says:

    Hiding in plaine site. Its a CIA trick. It all seems so silly that it would have worked. Until we broke the story

  9. Bob Kays
    Bob Kays says:

    As much as I love my Chris Craft, the “aristocrat of motorboats” seems like the correct choice for a royal wedding!

  10. Jack Magri
    Jack Magri says:

    I agree with Bob Kayes. Nobody would dare to shoot at a Gar Wood. I think I recognize myself in the captain’s seat and the name on the transom looks very familiar also. I am flattered that they chose her for the wedding shot on the river, which looks more like the St. John’s.

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