14th Annual Holiday Office Party TOMORROW.

Let’s party like its 2019
Are you ready? Not me, been trying to clean up the place and no matter what I do, spammers and Russian hackers keep causing problems. This year I am mixing up a wonderful varnish punch. mmmmmmm, the good news is after several glasses you can just pee on your boat and BOOM, its got a coat of varnish on it.

Larry!

Poor Lily just keeps plowing down the Apple Juiceteenies
We have also been in contact with Larry in the “Better Place” office to play Santa. For those new to our annual office party, no one ever passes on here. It’s the internet. All we ask is you show up, and bring good cheer, and please… PALEEEEASE don’t barf on your key board. Hey

We have the Woodyboaterville Police on stand by so when Troy shows up with some “Ladies” he met in West Virginia and they wont leave til they get cigarettes.

We are ready!

mmmmm just take it in.
And I have a fresh platter of bilge scrapings to go with it
On our way!
SpeedBoat Outlaw got the jump on us, but the rest of the Michigan Gang is getting loaded up. Lots of Kowalski meats and Bells. We have some Labatts for our Canadian
friends too. Pretty flat water so we will make good time. See you soon!
I think there is a warrant out on the guy with white gloves, please call the woodyboatervillepolice.
I know I go to these parties every year, but for some reason, I can’t remember any of them.
Rocco wants to make sure he’s not the only dog there. Will Mr. B show up?
MR B will be there.. No Christmas balls anymore though
Baker the Golden Retriever will be there. She takes her job title, “Golden Welcome Wagon”, very seriously. And she does appreciate the Christmas Spirit!
The pre-party has begun!
Lets Party LIKE –
be there or be square….John in Va
I’ll be there as soon as this meowjuwanna wears off
I’ll bring the tree — everyone bring an ornament to hang when you arrive.
Set off this morning at first light in ‘miss Tahoe’. I figure she’s the most sea worthy.
I’m bringing Whitebait and a case of Malborough Wine. See you there!
Being that it is Christmas I say we all chip in to get Phillip some prepaid gas/petrol cards for the trip. I think he’s going to need them! I do think Matt should throw in a free t-shirt for “longest distance to get to a party”
Phillip – Let us know when you get to the Panama Canal.
Heading out into the Pacific now to act as a beacon for Philip so he doesn’t miss north america. Figure he’ll need some libation also. Philip just follow the smell of BBQ.
Da U P Chapter of whatever it’s is is on the way.
We have even posed for a picture😃
Guess we had too many parties who are on wanted posters and did not want their pictures out there😃🍻
Howe Marine is throwing in a couple of gift baskets with hats, t-shirts, sweats and koozies so Matt can raffle them off for a good cause!
I do so enjoy this annual gathering and the unique creativity that the party goers bring…see you all tomorrow!
Anyone bringing bacon?
No but Philip Andrew is bringing whitebait. What is that again? Sounds fishy.
Clay, whitebait is a kiwi delicacy. Tiny fingerling fish served in a light egg lemon and salt fritter. Caught in the South Island streams and estuaries and only in the early spring. Sounds awful but so delicious.
adjusting to altitude in Breckenridge. I’ll be there!
I’m hoping the 50-ton Lake Minnetonka cruiser will be there.
Waiting for my boat to get a virtual makeover and the wieners to freeze since it is too warm for snow. The only white stuff will be the foam coming off my rooster tail.
I am here. Where do I put the Cedar Planked Salmon that I always bring? Also the Mahogany chicken on oak skewers. Where is the bar?
Here’s a Christmas present if I ever saw one: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1797031183823760/