Happy Valentines Day

Today is the big day in Woodyboaterville. Today is the day you remind the one you love, and this is the most important part, the one that loves you back, share some time together. I say this because, let’s be honest, does your boat really love you back? I mean, ya, sure she can take you places, and loves the time you spend with her, but deep down in your varnish fumed heart, you know. The real love, is next to you when stuff just isnt going right. Okay wait, we are talking about your spouse, partner, wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, A person.. right. I mean anyone here sleep with your boat? What? Thats not normal? Think of the splinters man! Okay, I am going to end this right here cause this can just spiral into an even stranger story, and I really don’t want to be called into the Woodyboaterville HR department. You think its strange online? Yikes.

10 replies
  1. Rick
    Rick says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day all. My sweetie is the one who encouraged me to buy Panther (a mixed blessing). And she is always ready to go out vs Panther who half the time isn’t or won’t.

  2. Greg Lewandowski
    Greg Lewandowski says:

    Happy Valentines Day to all of WoodyBoaterville!
    I wish I could take my wonderful First Mate for a ride to celebrate, but we still have hard water on Lobdell Lake. Maybe we should move Valentines Day to May?

  3. Mark in Ohio ( sometimes da U P)
    Mark in Ohio ( sometimes da U P) says:

    Happy valentines day to all Woody boaters. Take care of your wives, girlfriends, today. They are the ones that put up with our boat passion.❤️

  4. Gaffer
    Gaffer says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone. Here’s a boat that can cover some ground, while it’s covering some water, too. “Dora My Sweetie” She takes care of the Holiday part, and (subtly) reminds your Valentine that you will probably be out in the boat shop for awhile. Getting ready, you know. Just in case you decide to come down here. To Florida. In about 35 days or so. 77F today.

  5. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    My Sweetie – Kathy – actually doesn’t mind when I go out to the shop and rub my mistresses bottom with 80 grit… Happy Valentines Day!

  6. Rabbit
    Rabbit says:

    My sweetie is always ready for a ride in Rabbit, but she’s never driven it. Has zero interest. Where did I go wrong?

  7. Alex
    Alex says:

    I’ve been sleeping with my boat for 3-1/2 years now. We’ve never been closer. Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

  8. Reddog
    Reddog says:

    Aww don’t go gettin’ all mushy on me. I may have to renew my membership in the “He-man woman haters club ( dues are cheaper ya know).

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