I Bought The Ultimate Party Cruiser. She Needs A Name.

Watch out for Sand….BARS!

Well, the cruiser lust got the best of me the other day. And man oh Manischewitz this is the most fun thing I have found on ebay ever. Laugh all you want. No really, laugh, cause this is fun and cool all in the same swig. Looks to me as a 60’s Chris Craft Cruiser it’s modeled over.

And it sure likes to drink some fuel, as do we.

She has a little surprise in her bilge

She likes to party on the sand BAR!

Just don’t go boating ON THE ROCKS!

Yup, its a little bar in one Mid Century magic thing! With a wonderful surprise. Hit it! Wait for it!

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Bottoms up! #drink #bar #midcentury #vintage

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There ya go, and we need your help with a NAME! Like Booze Cruiser, Aquaholic, Miss INEED-A-DRINK, Miss IN-DA-DRINK…. You get the idea. WESPILLEM? WEDRINKEM?

28 replies
  1. Nehmer Kid
    Nehmer Kid says:

    Definitely post war, reed and prince screw heads, Chrome job must have been expensive…. This was not cheap to make… Nice find.

  2. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P )
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P ) says:

    That is neat as hell! How about “Whisky River”. That is a boat that can be enjoyed all year long. All over the country

  3. Royce Humphreys
    Royce Humphreys says:

    What must have for every Yachtsman! I wonder if Steelcraft ever made something like this for their owners club?

  4. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    all I know is your likely paid more for that cruiser than the average real life cruiser from that era is bringing today.

    I don’t drink but that thing is really cool! Nice buy!

    Went boating yesterday in Whirlwind…going today in cruiser.

    John in Va.

  5. Syd
    Syd says:

    It is cool, keep the name short and simple

    This is the reverse what we normally hear about, its a bottle inside of a ship instead of the ship in a bottle.

  6. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    What song was it playing? Can you upgrade it to play Willie Nelson? If so I would go Whiskey River as both name and song!

  7. Warren P
    Warren P says:

    Built in alarm, nice! You probably should fill a few glasses at once to keep the “counters” guessing.

  8. Wilson
    Wilson says:

    Makes as much sense as my buying that 9′ Whaler at Tavares. Good news is that the tax collector says I don’t have to pay money to register it, if it doesn’t have a motor….right now, it doesn’t.

  9. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    You could change the name each time you change the contents – “Cutty Sark”, “Captain Morgan”, “Amaretto” – you get the picture. The best part is you need to go through a re-christening ceremony each time… 🙂

  10. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    Matt, You and Suzy would fit right in with that at the Chris Craft Rendezvous and it would be the only boat you would need to bring! 😉

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