Let’s Get This Party Started! – 2018 8th Annual Virtual Holiday Party!

The Algonac gang is bringing some BBQ

Here we go! It’s that time of year again. We have some amazing treats for all of you this year. Live Music, great food and plenty of varnish elixir. Just show up in the comment section and say hi dee ho! So with out further adoooo,  let’ start the party with this little special song from a fellow Woody Boater Lenard Nimoy.

Should we even go on? Okay!

The Pontoon Cheese platter is ready!

We have the latest in beverage innovation.

The fridge is open!


Mitzy will be here.

We have a library for you all

Zip…is bringing Len, his buddy.

You can come in your bathing suit

Bring the kids!

There will be Valet Parking

Some eye candy for the ladies

Matt Helm says he is coming

This year we invited our service members to enjoy the party. They should be landing soon

The pool is warm!


Free tatoos!

Woodyboaterville’s Finest are here for your help

The west coast gang will show up around noon east coast time

Texx is headed South.

Maybe Texx should change his modus of transportation?

The Antique Boat museum will be here, as soon as they can get that thing started

So jump on in. Its great to see you here. Grab some food!


90 replies
  1. Rick
    Rick says:

    I’m awake but not firing on all cylinders yet. Not even moving fast enough to beat the snails to my coffee.

  2. Steve in the woods
    Steve in the woods says:

    It must be time; there is even a frost down here this morning. MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Piney Woods!

  3. tparsons56
    tparsons56 says:

    We are on our way with Rudolph [or whatever this weird reindeer thing is] leading the way.

    Merry Christmas from so far snowless but cold southern Michigan.

  4. tparsons56
    tparsons56 says:

    Jeez – it’s only 8am and it looks like I’m already over my limit. Move over Zip – I need some room on that couch.

  5. Syd
    Syd says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all, would love to stay and enjoy the fun, but some of us have to head off to work. have fun.

  6. FrankatFalmouth
    FrankatFalmouth says:

    Merry Chris*Craft ! Hope to get all those “winter projects” done this year… HA!
    Ill have a Bloody Mary, please… extra Old Bay..

    How long till spring?

  7. Jeff N.
    Jeff N. says:

    I’m coming straight after work… great party, Merry Christmas. The valet Century looks great ! 🏆🏆

  8. mike baron clayton boat show announcer
    mike baron clayton boat show announcer says:

    i will bring the music and special guest


    • WoodyGal
      WoodyGal says:

      Thanks Ranger! We left in the dark, as usual, and headed down the lake at warp speed. suddenly there was a huge flock of pelicans dead ahead. Larry executed a perfect Hamilton turn, then it went dark. We awoke covered in feathers, poo and snarge. Not everyone would have rescued us!

  9. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    I don’t know how to post any pix…but Merry Christmas to all from snowed in VA…..11 inches on the ground here….I know…you guys think that is peanuts….so pass the peanuts and lets get this party rocking!
    By the way, Matt’s led Bears commercial was on during the UVA/ Va. Tech b-ball game and is a work of art and heart!

    John, not Going Boating today, in VA

  10. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Where is Troy??? !!! never one to miss party……where are his naughty and nice photos??? Wake up dude your fans are here waiting!

    John in Va

  11. Rick
    Rick says:

    Have some brisket on the grill, low and slow with a nice rub and some hickory chips smoking on the side. Should be ready by dinner time.

  12. Berlin Bureau
    Berlin Bureau says:

    Fröhliche Weihnachten from Mainz, Germany (for the next few hours!) Time to get caught up on ‘The Dream Ship’

  13. Mari in Ohio (sometimes da U.P.)
    Mari in Ohio (sometimes da U.P.) says:

    Almost there! We are bringing plenty of Great Lakes Christmas Ale, Cedar planked salmon, and Mahogany chicken. Don’t crash until we get there.🍻⚓️🎄🥓🇺🇸

  14. Chad
    Chad says:

    Y’all need to pace yourself or you’ll never make it to midnight.

    Zip and I are resting up for the big night. See you all soon.

  15. Ronald
    Ronald says:

    What a party going on here, We are headed there with some great Mutton and Burgoo along with some good homegrown Kentucky spirits. WOO HOO a good time will be had by all. Im with John, where the hell is Troy? he has a reputation to uphold here. Troy do not let us down. I was also glad to see Zip and his friend will be attending. Happy Holidays from Southern Kentucky

  16. Jim Staib
    Jim Staib says:

    Was trying to sleep in so I could make it till the real fun started. Damn dog! Just cleared the lock and have a whole flotilla of refreshments on the way.

  17. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    I’m so pleased the party has been moved closer to the West Coast! Elkins Resort – Priest Lake, Idaho! Fantastic! Hey everyone, turn around and head West! Remember, Matt is the master marketer – we never know what is coming next! Merry Christmas to All! 🙂

    • Bill & Linda
      Bill & Linda says:

      Elkins Resort at Priest Lake; yes we know it well. Be there in 10 minutes if Linda will quit fooling around, and get in the boat.

  18. MO Whaler
    MO Whaler says:

    Nice to have Everybody checking in – – Palm Gardens is kinda quiet – – Lights are on – – Won’t be long now, only another 100 days – –

  19. floyd r turbo
    floyd r turbo says:

    My grandson has agreed to tend bar. Tip optional. I’ll have a Fireball shooter to start, which is what you should have if you have one in your boat.

  20. Dan T
    Dan T says:

    I was going to blow it off until Zipp called and said Dennis and Michael were coming. Party’s looking better all the time. Happy Holliday!

  21. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    Hi Gang!

    Sorry for the delay! Had some trouble navigating last night, some of the “cousins” had to man the lifeboat, but I think Dennis came to the rescue.

  22. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    As per usual this PARTY is getting a little out of control, but what do you expect after binge watching “50 Shades of Gray” all afternoon?

    Wait! Is that Suzy?

  23. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Troy knows all the angles…he can even INSERT his post (…watch it John boy….) in the thread to make it look like he was not late! Maybe Matt helps him out on that? Anyway….glad to see he showed…Merry Christmas buddy!!! Love the pic of Palm Gardens in the above …..taken today….wish we were all there…will be in the 100 days….
    Great Party folks…same place next year. Day after tomorrow I am Going Boating. John in Va.

  24. Kevin F
    Kevin F says:

    Great party so far; all the proper ingredients for good frivolity!

    The U-22 is still in the water…and it is still liquid.

  25. Texx
    Texx says:

    Why don’t woman like to drink beer at the beach?

    Because they don’t want to get sand in their Schlitz…

    Happy Holidays Everyone! Texx

  26. Jim Staib
    Jim Staib says:

    Glad I left the lights on!! Got to be home by Midnight. Tomorrow is Jaxon’s birthday. If he comes back the party will continue for another day. Heard he was staggering around in Mike’s yard.

  27. RivaDella
    RivaDella says:

    It’s taking forever with this damn little motor, but we’re having fun on the way…..Buon Natale! from sunny Italia!

  28. Rick
    Rick says:

    Hey we haven’t heard from Phil down under. Is he ahead or behind us? Is it yesterday there and he’ll be late or tomorrow there and he already missed the Party? It’s all very confusing. Anyway I think I’ve had too much to drink as no matter how I turn the wheel the house still spins to the left.

  29. Kevin F
    Kevin F says:

    I found an unopened can of Schlitz in the hills of the Ozarks one year. The old kind, that required a can opener. Boy, if that beer could talk….

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