Mother Nature Ramps Up The Heat To Entice You To Come To Lake Dora!


So ya still thinking of sitting around the house this weekend? Idiot! Ya, I said it. So let me get this right, you would rather sit at home in a snow storm. The third one in a month or so, or just get in your car. NOW, and head South. NOW! GET OUT. Don’t even pack your cloths, literally just hop in the car and go! You can stop in Georgia at a Walmart and pick some shorts up.


Get some deodorant and breath freshener for all of us. You can eat Chicken on a stick for breakfast lunch and dinner. So you wont need a ton of cash. You will have your phone, so you can look up other Woody Boaters and mooch of all of us. We all understand. And everyone will be happy to see you.  You can cut your pants off like shorts. Just saying.

Even if it rains you can throw a baggy over your head. But it wont, cause the weather on Lake Dora for the week is AMAZING!



She will be here waiting for you!

13 replies
  1. Mike K
    Mike K says:

    i see the demographic of the woody boater community is changing alittle. wish it was more like the weather girl though, is she on the ap?

  2. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:


    Don’t wear that shirt when we have lunch.

    John in Va. Hoping snow does not mess up my flight

  3. floyd r turbo
    floyd r turbo says:

    You couldn’t find a more provocative tramp stamp? at least honor the Canadians who will be down in force.

  4. floyd r turbo
    floyd r turbo says:

    And let me introduce you to Latina weathergirls, the hottest in the western hemisphere.

  5. floyd r turbo
    floyd r turbo says:

    Oh…and furthermore, I sure hope that poor guy in the black socks is getting “residuals”.

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