Uggggggggggggh. Shhhhhhhhhh, PLEASE…….

Got a hangover this morning, you are not alone! Introducing Woody Boater Virtual hangover elixsor. Dont read the legal warnngs on the back, it will just scare you. The good news is that your skin will glow and you dont have to use suntan lotion anymore.

Please, stop breathing so loud. Jim, please call Jaxon, he keeps licking my face to see if I am alive. I can actually feel the air, the Earth move. Can someone please call NASA and have the Earth stop rotating for a bit.It was great to see Larry again, as always, and wonderful to see how many came to the party from so far away.

They traveled for about 90 years to get here

What a fun day, and night. The Boatress is cooking up some Scrapple, apparently all the bacon is gone. And I am not sure how this happened, but we did find some in the guest bedroom. Hey, i am not gonna judge here. But if that was you, you may want to seek help. Ya, there is even a book. You may want to read it. Just google it.

mmmm A good read.

12 replies
  1. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Since I don’t drink I had to suffer through all the antics you woodyboaters came up with yesterday….I took pics…..You are all lucky I can’t figure out how to post them. Troy and Zip should be ashamed!
    Great time and with my clear head I am NOT going boating as the weather sucks here in ole va today.

    John in Va.

  2. Mark in Ohio ( sometimes da U P)
    Mark in Ohio ( sometimes da U P) says:

    WHAT A PARTY!!! I’m just waking up. I don’t know if it was the Pabst, the keg beer, the mixed drinks or the no proof Stroh’s that got me. I enjoyed Troys friends. Thanks for putting it on again Matt.

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