We Interrupt Today's Comments For This Moment Of Reflection

Wow, went to listen and a very choppy download right now which means MANY are trying at the same time. An entire internet community in need of relaxation!!!! Matt what hath you wrought?! Quick-We need an amusing anecdote.
Married Guys who fish….

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen
for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,
“You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'