Welcome To The 7th Annual WoodyBoater Virtual Holiday Party!
Welcome! Come on in, and grab a drink, and all the Spam and chicken on a stick you can cram into your virtual belly. Over eating, and drinking are encouraged since you wont be virtually driving home. Just be careful to not get sick all over the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeys! Darn Sticky keys!
Anywhoooo, people will be coming and going all day and night long. And of course the usual set of A-listers will be here, dead or alive doesn’t matter to us. Yes its that great of a party. Heck, even our old pal Larry shows up..
If this is your first party, that’s OK, just hit the comment button and say hi, or behave the way you have always been told not too at your office party.
We will have the Xerox machine warmed up for you! Also make sure you also try the varnish wine! It will be flowing all day long! Its great in the morning.. Makes all your varnish jobs look better later in the day!
Bring the kids.. They all love to have fun at “Daddy’s dumb internet Party..
So get out your best holiday outfit and say hi to all our fellow WoodyBoaters.
It’s okay here to let loose. If you want to see previous years Holidays partys Just click here!
Nothing more awkward than being the first at the party. I guess we should find common ground to chat about. Perhaps wood boats as an icebreaker.
Just stopped in on my way to plow the dooryard… couple more inches of snow… just getting squared away. Keep the varnish flowing and the Spam and limas on the woodstove, will be back in, soon! for the day! Party on!
Hi Jason… The shiney thing at the pointy end of the boat doesn’t break ice….I’m on my way, can I interest you in a calender??
On my way, but there are VWB checks everywhere…they are checking for varnish sniffers, they must know what day it is. They mentioned they were looking for a guy from up north with a truck load of hot bacon.
Just thought I’d stop in before heading to work, but wanted to drop off this crockpot of meatballs. I’ll be back later tonight. Also, Matt, your virtual dog is out front barking like crazy at every car/boat that stops by. You might think about putting him in your basement until he settles down. I think he’s scaring away the guests.
Ain’t me barking. I’m still hanging from last night’s party.
Oh Ship! Dont piss off Oreo!
He only barks at pontoon boats
Love it!!! LOL.
Coffee, more coffee. Can’t miss this party.
Happy Howlidays to all from Jim & Jaxon
I tried to show up early but the photo uploader had me blocked at the door.
I picked out a new suit.
Very stylish Mr Fine! Lets zip down to Tavares & eat some sushi…
Weird. If I try to “Upload a photo” I get denied, but if I “Select an image for your comment” under the post button it works. That seems needlessly cryptic and I haven’t have my morning eggnog yet. Or my Bloody Mary.
How did I not know today was the party!? Will be over as soon as I can. I’m just not myself until I’ve had my first cup of coffee.
The Michigan chapter gang is working hard on the 2108 Port Huron show, but we are going to take the day off for the party. We are firing up and heading down river to WoodyBoaterville. Got some Bell’s and Dearborn ham on board so we don’t have to eat that damn chicken on a stick. Be there soon with flat water!
Been looking but finally found it. On the way. Jaxon drank all the coffee.
Wait? Those gold-diggers came with Dean again? I thought they had updated their dating habits.
Darn it is toooooo early for this stuff.
Please PASS THE SAUSAGE!
I dont know if it’s me or all the egg nog, but the content quality has improved in the last few weeks! I may have to change my name to Capt. Happy!
I will be there as soon as I get the truck started!!!
Love the virtual party because I can have fun in three places at once, New Jersey, Lake Michigan, and the International border on the St. Lawrence. All the boats are launched and running perfectly. I think I will drive them all at once so everyone can get a ride. Merry Christmas have some cake.
I sure hope ZIP makes it this year.
That GUY knows how to PARTY!
Just in case you were wondering: If the WoodyBoater Police are giving out tickets for wearing bikini’s, that can be fixed!
Shoot. We’re out of town but we’ll definitely be stopping by later.
We’re working on an island in Georgia and not a wooden boat in sight. They’re ferrying us over on a pontoon boat, not cool.
Save me some Pinot-Varnish!
What – no dancing bacon ?
I’ll fix that.
I’ll be over just as soon as I finish my WoodyBoater breakfast! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone – only 5 months until spring launch!!!!!
Happy Hollidays, may your varnish and brightwork be smooth !
Just waiting for the tide to come back in.
This 76 degree weather in Florida doesn’t seem like Christmas yet….You sure it is time for the party already ?…As soon as the fog lifts, I’ll head to the airport and come up and take a look see what’s going on and who is there.
I am on my way! (Yes I know it is a glass boat, but it is the fastest one I have and I don’t want to miss anything)
No woodys here, happy hour at 5. See everyone upstairs at Teds.
On the Way, Happy Holidays !
Have you heard, it’s in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah. What a swell party.
Merry Christmas! Smooth water & shiny varnish to all.
Bringing some moonshine I picked up in Gatlinberg TN. Need something to counteract the coffee,
I did not GO BOATING today so I could attend the party….only to find the same old crew bellying up to the pumpkin and I don’t see Chris Smith and those retro babes anywhere?
Troy might have hijacked those beauties?
Best to all and thanks for the invite….I am going water based varnishing for the first time….which has all the potential of a Griswald Christmas….
John in Va.
Tired of waiting for the tide so loaded the girls onto Panther and we’re on our way.
Hey Larry , you are lookin good! Swing by your daughter, Fifi’s house & pick us all up. We are boatless in Austin! Maybe IICAPTAN Frechette can pick us up? Willy Nelson is here too
WoodyGal there someone’s just came in looking for you.
Arrrgh, Happy Holidays.
I’ll try to be finished by noon and will motor over once I put the shafts, props and rudders on….
Merry Christmas to all, We are on the way and thought we would bring some Kentucky shine and country ham to the party. Hope everyone has a great Christmas and hope to see everyone in Mt Dora in March.
I was all set to come with my new suit but I have a problem. I asked a friend where to buy a nice one and he told me to go to Cox’s and get a Searsucker suit. I misunderstood and I went to Sears and……………
Am I late? Shoot. My invite from America never got here in time. I’m in Tokyo. It’s after 1:00 am, 12/20. Who cares if I’m late. I’m at a bar that never closes having a few excellent 12 year old Nikka scotches. Hair of the dog to ya back home!
Made it! I’ve been doing my best trying to get there…..Matt, I love your doormat!
Again, love the doormatt
What if someone at your door is not wearing undies. RAISE THE BAR and RAISE YOUR GLASS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL.
Made it. The water is warmer than I expected.
Laura wants to know how to get Lilly’s job?
Merry xmass,,Dont you wonder what the old gold diggers look like today,,c u all in Fla,happy holidays to all
We are all loaded up and heading your way.
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year to all.
Thank you to all that made this a very memorable year.
I just finished setting up the photo in Jimmy’s barn. Bring your “props”
Gingerbread man shots available while you wait
Got a ticket for wearing a bikini in a plastic boat, while speeding to the party. Now we will be late. Dang !
Merry Christmas from the boys in the hood !
I am bringing the Woodenboat Rum; Cats really like this stuff.
Hold on! Big Wave! Or is it just my perspective from the floor?
If you drink too much of it you may tip over…
Merry Christmas from the Lyman Boat Owners Association!
Is there anywhere for me to park my car? I brought Santa!
They are not writing her a ticket for wearing a bikini, they’re writing her a ticket for wearing a top. It’s Italy, after all.
Looks like we’re running low on provisions. I’ll head to the store for a B Double E Double R , U, N and get more egg nogg. Does Zippy like his Mall Palls filtered or unfiltered?
Oh great, I’m already sideways. I swear I only had one whiff of varnish.
Ok, who’s been letting my dog Neptune sniff the varnish?
Life’s too short to drink lousy rum.
I’m on my way with a few cases of Mammoth.
Oh, I am here, just had to go out for more suds. You guys are animals!
hey matt is conspicuously absent from this soiree,
he must be driving to northbrook il to pick up that cobra from ebay
I was sleeping
Matt: When you wake up I left a present under the tree for you!
Merry Christmas*Craft to all!
Just got my nails done and no thumbs makes it hard to open one. TIME TO PARTY!!
One if by land and TWO if by sea. And Jaxon hasn’t figured out bottle tops yet..
Sorry I’m running a little late but i’m Bringing some Sea Food for the party!
Merry Chris-Craftmas everyone!!!!
Happy Holidays to All from the gang in Seattle!
Hey!! Sorry I’m late I was picking up mr Rice’s century!
Zip and his pals are over at the bar telling jokes again…
Having a great time. Never gets dark here does it?
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?!?! I dropped off a crockpot full of meatballs 13 hours ago and they’re all gone. Only a platter of Lima beans remains and there’s a bunch of people out on the porch singing American Pie. I think I’m out of here.
Time for dessert
Great cake! How many coats of frosting are on that hull?
I am headed out to get some more beer!
Was looking for Troy. Someone said he got sent to his room. Wonder if he was good or bad?
Jim I don’t really remember, but it sure is tough waking up on a Cruiser.
Thanks for the invite, Matt. Missed last year, so I made a point to show up this time. Glad to escape the weather back in Tucson, if only for a few hours….
Tooooo…much…WoodyBoater punch, I guess….
OK, Can’t find any more canned beer, and bottles are too hard to open with no thumbs. Just seen a boatload of rum coming in. I got in to that last year and guess what I got blamed for?? I better go howl at the moon or something.
A box full of fun, plus a boat full of rum! How could THAT get any better?!?
This Sausage Fest is about to get REAL.
I’m here… just a fly on the wall.
It is approaching midnight so I am checking in…being the only non drinker in this bunch I can be the designated driver…no Century’s though…or pontoons. cleanup will be a bitch tomorrow….but call me if you need help. I will be in the room across from Troy…..the one he took the panties from and put on HIS door….some friend he is…I got one of those gals Chris Smith had with him. Oh well….going boating …Merry Christmas…and remember this is a sanctuary party…what goes on it woodyboaterville stays in Tavares.
John in Va.
Time to stop drinking. I’m starting to mount boat hardware onto my walls. See everyone tomorrow morning. Now is Phil 12 hours ahead of us or behind us? Is the party just starting down under or is he already nursing his hangover. Oh well goodnight.
Man! I don’t feel so good
Wow, was just one of those days😎