Yappy Holidays. So Whatchya Get?

New Gauges?
It’s our annual Christmas brag time. What did you get for Christmas? A drill, sander? Case of Varnish? A boat? This will be a year to remember, and as crappy as it may be on so may levels. The ability to be at home with your herd closest to you is a wonderful life gift. A reminder of what truly is important. LOVE! Warmth, and a 4 inch copper exhaust pipe.

Jim Staib? Santa? Jim Staib? Santa? It all becomes a blur at some point
For the record if anyone in your family buys you a 3 or 4 inch exhaust pipe for Christmas, never let that person go. They are the most caring and insightful person ever.

The gift of devoted love! Bruiser is now the Hair to the Woody Boater throne. he can already spell better than me. Little $&%*#(@er!
I got some killer boots which my other gift..pictured above will soon devour… and a bunch of stuff that is still in shipping. Seems to be a trend this year. But honestly, gifts are over rated, a quiet day with… wait, I have spent an entire year like this. I am gonna go run out and lick some handrails in a train station. Ya.. maybe a bit over the top. Sorry.. The Boatress is making pancakes and thick country style bacon.. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oh bacon, how I love thee!
TO ALL OUR FELLOW WOODY BOATERS ACROSS THE PLANET. WE WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPIEST AND PEACEFUL OF DAYS. WAIT!!!!!!!.. No, no, no, no! Go Potty Outside.. ugh.

He has taken the term Potty Training literally and so it begins!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Matt and the entire Woody community !
May this Christmas Season bring peace to your hearts, warmth to your homes, cheer to your spirits &
JOY TO THE WORLD!
Season’s Greetings,
John Bailey
“MERRY CHRISTMAS”
Cool Woodyboat ornament!!
Merry Christmas to all and may god bless everyone
As soon as I figure out how to use that knife opening that box will be the second thing I do with it. THANKS to uncle Joe and aunt Jenny☃️☃️
All I got was a hundirt dolla bill.I got the admiral a 3x men’s flannel nightshirt from Hammacher Slemmer. And one of those puzzles from Jiggy,that has lots of little boobies on it.Merry Christmas to all.
A great framed photo of my Grandson Lucas watching me do my thing. Merry Christmas to all.
450 piece boob job
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all🌲🌲
Merry Christmas to all the Woodyboater devotees!!! Here’s to a New Year that can see us all together in-person again soon!!!!
My lovely girlfriend has been having flu like symptoms…but tested NOT POSITIVE…that is my best gift…though that could change…and for all of us…so let’s hunker down a bit longer and Go Boating (not for me until maybe tomorrow…blowing a gale today but sunny and nice in ole Va).
Merry Christmas to all Woodyboaters…what a great family.
John in Va.
I got a call last night to rent my sleigh boat,due to lack of snow Merry xmass
Got me a new boat motor,,,,,well kind of, it will pull my boat. Merry Christmas to you all.
Try that again
Merry Christmas to all. Wishing you all well. Stay Happy and Healthy.
Merry Christmas !
Two of my gifts. A 24” Snap On breaker bar and a beer caddy. Great for loosing bolts or myself.😊🎄🎅
I’m too loose pic didn’t go through.
We got Quinn.
Merry Christmas!
Very novel and lovely. Thanks for sharing!
Quinn is a puppy. Try again
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎅
Well never did figure that knife out. Something about no thumbs. But did get years of treats. Dad only gives them when I am good. You can always drop some off.
Matt, I just want to tell you that you really make me feel stupid, but I must say that I love it…….let me ‘splain.
When I read “normally” I tend to read fairly fast, but when I read your ramblings I have to sloooow way down so I don’t miss your subtle, sometimes not too subtle, innuendoes, tongue-in-cheeks, and witty repartee.
Merry Christmas Matt and Boatress , YOU always brighten our day………now I have to go and train out pot to sit.
See Matt, us mortals, F up sometimes toooo.
Should be our pot to sit.