The Woody Boatress Goes Live On CNN, NBC, ABC, and Fox News..

I have told her and told her.. Please have a Skipper hat waiting for such an occasion!

While I am clowning around looking in the toilet for a Tsunami, the Woody Boatress, was getting her nails done at a local salon, then off to get her hair cut.. You guessed it, the building she was in, sides collapsed during the Earthquake. Crushing cars in the parking lot.. Turns out to be a great visual of damage around the area to show damage.. So guess what, she took pictures, we sent them to NBC, they in turn broadcast them, CNN picked it up, ABC and Fox..

And next thing ya know. There is the boatress talking about how bad it was in front of smashed cars.. NOW, what she did not say, is that she went off to get her hair done and came back. Dang she is good.. Here is one more image.. Life in the big city..


15 replies
  1. Texx
    Texx says:

    Nice work Woody Boatress! Matt needs to stock each car with some emergency Woody Boater tee shirts that you can slip on for those unexpected CNN News interviews.

  2. Woody
    Woody says:

    She almost parked in one of the spots.. Would have been cool to be one of only 4 cars ruined though.. Ha

  3. WoodyGal
    WoodyGal says:

    I saw those pictures on local DC channel. flashed quickly across the screen. Great product placement & subliminal messaging! Nice goin’ Suzy!!!

  4. Matt
    Matt says:

    She has been on every channel here and CNN live nationally.. Insane how fast that happened. She sent images at 230 and by 5 she was all over the place.. I feel sorry for Lybia.. They got bumped for the boatress for 10 seconds..

  5. Philip Andrew
    Philip Andrew says:

    I see you America shakin that ass!
    Even though we grow up expecting quakes here in the shaky islands they still scare the crap out of us.
    I was working with a photographer from Christchurch on Sunday and he said they are still getting ‘ after shocks from the big quakes 6 months ago. Over a thousand and counting.
    I can’t begin to imagine how you’d cope with that.
    Intrepid reporting from the salon Suzy.

  6. matt
    matt says:

    She is nail naked right now.. I asked her to wear gloves today, it just is to painful to look at. We are having flash backs!

    • matt
      matt says:

      it all happened in about 30 minutes.. Insane speed. I grabbed some stills and a bad iphone video of the tv.. With all of us laughing and yelling at the office.. she kept texting, now Fox, do i do it.. Hell ya, ya just your hair done, it doesnt get any better than that!

  7. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    so which disaster did they interview her about?
    a)Married to Matt
    b)married to a woodyboater
    c)”Goodnight Irene….”
    d) or “whole lot of shakin goin on”
    e) all of the above

    John in Va.

  8. Matt
    Matt says:

    You could not write this stuff. NBC interviewed her again today… What about you ask…. Her nails.. I am not kidding and will post the interveiw once I get it..

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