A Official Statement From Global Headquarters
My fellow WoodyBoaters
Well as we progress through the AI week Mr B’s approval numbers seem to wavering down a bit, the comment farm is blossoming and things are getting tense. Okay not that tense, but tense enough for us here at Global HQ to try and blow some more air on them.. HEY. don’t make me get all Kelly Clarkson on your asses. If only! Anyway. We are issuing this statement to the world as an apology for any offenses people feel, and because its on the internet, which is up in the universe on some satalights these days, we hope to reach Chris Smith to apologize for dragging him into this train wreck. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Tomorrow we will be having a press conference to answer all your questions. Mr B needs to go outside right now and chase a squirrel.
A pensive behind the scenes photo of Mr B – Please respect Mr B’s need for some privacy today. He is a little down. SHAME ON YOU ALL. SHAME!
OMG, Mr. B used to have such a simple and happy life!
Poor Mr B. No apology necessary. You keep being you. You and Woody Matt should relax and go for an AI boat ride in B. Enjoy the artificial ride in the artificial water admiring the beautiful artificial landscape away from all the cameras and picketers so you two can have a quiet conversation together, which should include for Mr B a salary, veterinary benefits and an expense credit card. Now that he’s a celebrity, he may also need an Agent. Is AI Troy available?
He is a very private boy
I don’t know what AI is doing, but to my eyes, Mr B and Matt are looking quite similar in features. This is freaking me out! Don’t worry Mr B, we are know Matt put you up to it!
Sending treats. I feel partially responsible.
I dont see any reason for apologies for trying new things…..People get their panties all up in a bunch over obvious AI content. Face it folks this is the future, get with it….or you will be left behind! I want to know what tools and technologies Matt uses…. I see a lot of professional people and equipment in the background that I cant afford to go down that rabbit hole…. Keep up the entertaining good work, Matt, and dont to feel the need apologize for introducing us to creative content using AI. Now,….. about Mr B’s blue eye in previous videos…. and the constantly changing logo… or all the added junk on the walls of HQ , looks like a bar 🙂
He needs a press secretary. Know of any looking for a job these days? The bar is low, BAR…..
Whatya know, we just hired Mr B a press secretary, Not a ton of experience, but is eager to help.
Hope she last longer than the time it takes for an avocado to ripen.
On her resume it says she was potty trained. Not to sure about that
Matt [and Mister B] I don’t believe you need to apologize for anything. You presented what I thought was a very entertaining example of what can be done with modern technology for our review and comments which for the most part were insightful and civil. I certainly did not think that Mr. B could talk or that Chris Smith has been resurrected.
That being said I was somewhat shocked to see personal attacks in the Woodyboater comments. To me once you start countering differing opinions to your own with personal attacks you have already lost the battle. We come to Woodyboater because we share the friendship of a common interest and enjoy the lighthearted stories – let’s keep it that way!
I second that!
Thats why we need a press secretary!
Oh Wow! or ….oh well..?..lets just leave it to the dogs….and…..Go Boating! John in Chilly Va
AI, is proof that not only that you can’t believe everything you hear. Now you can’t believe everything you see. I think a good poop in the side yard will relieve Mr Bs stress.
I think we’re all big boys here. We’re not like the other…that never forgets and like the old saying goes…my wife’s not a great cook but she can stir up some 💩 from the past in an instant.
Late answer to Dick Dow re posters posted yesterday: yep, 100% AI created, very obvious. Looks like nearly all the other boatshow posters from this year (and a few from last year that got an early start). Too bad about that homogeneity; to illustrate, Tahoe show poster’s by real artists like Roy Dryer used to be frameable art.
When can we expect to see the Woody Boater full length feature film ?
Talking dogs, beautiful ladies, fast boats….we want it all.
Make it happen !
“Ai is here to stay, get with it …or be left behind.”
Cool. I’ll stay back here and watch.
……..unadulterated
???? Gray “spray”,white outlines ????