Reason Number 324 On Why A Classic Woody Boat Is The Best Kinda Boat To Own…
No Microsoft anything. No digital stuff, no chips, other than the old Lays potato chip that your kid lost in the bilge, and no updates, Software? Depends on how old that vinyl is? It does have hardware, but with a good chrome job, your set to go. Storage? Yup, under the seats, watch out for bugs, the gross kind, not the virus kind.
Spam? maybe an old can of it from after the war…WW2, its okay, you can still eat it. Cookies? if your kid also brought some of nana’s famous Oatmeal Raisin ones? Firewall? Hope so, logging in and out? If you keep a log, or need to get rid of one? SORRY. Oh and of course CC someone, as in Chris Craft, or Correct Craft. Clouds in the sky not in a data centers.
Bottom line, owning a WoodyBoat is as close to a real human experience you can have in todays world. So if you are all pissed off at the glitches in the system today, go upload the truck and, and, wait, it’s cold as hell out there. UGH, I hate it when it freezes up. the cure. Unplug it for a bit, and reboot it up in the spring at Lake dora in 125 Days! 
All true, including no boating in Michigan till Spring!
Yep!
We’re stockpiling mahogany and getting ready to make some chips!!!!
Nice pile, looks like some 16/4? I have the perfect resaw available for sale. Woodmizer HR 120 carbide blades and in and out tables, 37 hours on her. Cuts mahogany like butter and very accurate. With the small kerf you can get an extra plank out of some timbers.
Awesome report today, I love the way you were able to use all the jargon!
When is Dora this year? I went to their website 2 days ago and all I could find was for 2026!
This might be the year!
Lake Dora in 125 days is kinda depressing.
The lake Dora inTavaies is March 18 19 20 21
The wags are calling it Microsoft 364, now.
perennials!
“leave the driving to me”. Thanks, dad!